Here is the complete list of all of the crazy pages that have been posted on my site over the past 5 years.

Who'd Get a Kidney: Are you a friend or coworker of mine? Check here and see if you rate one of my organs.

My Webcam Gallery: Check out this new feature, my collection of webcam shots.

Disturbing Direct Mail: Check out this really creepy piece of junkmail that I got, and see what I unearthed.

Tutorial: How to start and maintain a weblog: Several people have asked, so here is a short and sweet tutorial.

The Great Chicken Caper: Follow the exploits of me and Sioux as we implement this fowl practical joke upon an unsuspecting public.

Lifes Little Pleasures: A small but growing list of little things that make life worth living.

Do You Really Know Me?: Take a look at this list of interesting and personal facts about everyones' favorite Derek.

My favorite Subject Lines: A growing collection of some of my favorite subject lines that I have sent to others or received in the mail.

Dating Application: This is an application for a date with one of my friends. As far as I know, this is 100% original and funny as hell.

No Mo' faux: Visit my site dedicated to the abolition of the barbaric practices of the faux fur industry.

Names that I wouldn't want to look like: Exactly what it says.........

The HP Error Page: This is a harmless practical joke for the office, and although it won't harm anything, it just may confuse the bejeezus out of everyone in the office.

Seduction of the Innocent - Inapproprate Comic Book Panels: A funny collection of old comic book panels that are "just plain wrong" when taken out of context.

20 Questions with Captain Alex: A quick interview with Blackboard contributor "Captain Alex."

The Wrasslin' Sutra: Ever notice how much wrestling maneuvers resemble love-making positions? Yeah, we did too.

Not Really Dirty: A collection of products, displays and ads that look raunchy, but aren't. - Safe For Work .

Whats on your desktop?:
An interesting(???) exposé of desktop photos which friends have submitted.

Houses With Faces:
All homes have a personality, but some wear them on their sleeve.

Bass-Ackward Questionnaire:
Check out submitted answers to this unique questionnaire!

Derek's Favorite Links:
Check out this list of my favorite links in the whole wide world! Browse, surf, and be happy!

Super-Friends Recruitment Meeting: Just how do super teams select their new members anyway?

Schaljo Goes Worldwide: See what happens when a practical joke meets 300,000 readers.

Personal P.R. Campaign:
Watch us implement a public relations campaign for an unsuspecting friend.

Hollywood Hotties:
A "top five" list of hot movies stars send in by you, the readers of this site.

Oh, That Dirty Water:
A biting expose' on the purity of water in my hometown. Check it out and be disgusted.

Sculpture Contest:
NOW EXTENDED!!! Participate in the first ever art contest on the Blackboard, of course with a little twist.....

Yoda Interview:
The first in a possible series of imaginary photographic interviews with boyhood heroes.

20 Questions with John Schaljo:
A quick interview with this websites' number one fan.

Metaphoric Connections:Aristotle said that creating metaphors is a sign of genius. Lets see if you are one.

Houses With Faces:
All homes have a personality, but some wear them on their sleeve.

The Swami Monkey: The first ever Primate Spiritualist answers your questions about life, love, and other crap.

Ambiguous Safety Diagrams: Ever see those weird diagrams that could mean anything?

Personal P.R. Campaign: Watch us implement a public relations campaign for an unsuspecting friend.

Oh, That Dirty Water: A biting expose' on the purity of water in my hometown. Check it out and be disgusted.

Sculpture Contest: NOW EXTENDED!!! Participate in the first ever art contest on the Blackboard.


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