The Wrasslin' Sutra: Ever notice how much wrestling maneuvers resemble love-making positions? Yeah, we did too. UPDATED! 10-11-07
Not Really Dirty: A collection of products, displays and ads that look raunchy, but aren't. - Safe For Work . UPDATED! 10-11-07
Whats on your desktop?: An interesting(???) exposé of desktop photos which friends have submitted. UPDATED! 11-2-07

Houses With Faces: All homes have a personality, but some wear them on their sleeve. UPDATED! 11-2-07

The Swami Monkey: The first ever Primate Spiritualist answers your questions about life, love, and other crap.

Bass-Ackward Questionnaire: Check out submitted answers to this unique questionnaire!UPDATED! 11-2-07

Derek's Favorite Links: Check out this list of my favorite links in the whole wide world! Browse, surf, and be happy!

Ambiguous Safety Diagrams: Ever see those weird diagrams that could mean anything?

Super-Friends Recruitment Meeting: Just how do super teams select their new members anyway?

Schaljo Goes Worldwide: See what happens when a practical joke meets 300,000 readers. UPDATED! 11-2-07

Personal P.R. Campaign: Watch us implement a public relations campaign for an unsuspecting friend.

Hollywood Hotties: A "top five" list of hot movies stars send in by you, the readers of this site.

Oh, That Dirty Water: A biting expose' on the purity of water in my hometown. Check it out and be disgusted.

Sculpture Contest: NOW EXTENDED!!! Participate in the first ever art contest on the Blackboard.

Yoda Interview: An imaginary photographic interview with Yoda, my childhood hero.

20 Questions with John Schaljo: A quick interview with this websites' number one fan.

Metaphoric Connections: Aristotle said that creating metaphors is a sign of genius. Lets see if you are one.

Ambiguous Safety Diagrams: Some rather strange interpretations for real-life safety diagrams.

Remember, you can find lots more cool stuff by visiting the links for "FUN STUFF" and my Weblog at the top of this page.