- Vegetarians eat vegetables, but canibals don't eat cans
- Nuttin' but a buncha' gobble gobble
- jellyfish don't sperad on toast as easy as you would think.
- Who goosed the moose?
- Pretty Sneaky Sis!
- UFO sighted above North Pole baffles scientists. News at 11
- who be it
- Happy as a swollen Hampster on a freshly dried towel......or something like that.
- Second string moose wins game for Canadian hockey team
- Rare tsunami seashell injures man's hearing as he listened for the ocean
- marmosets eat more than ocelots, or so I've been told.
- Loose screws are the most fun to pound in with a coffee can
- three hundred dollar thermometer
- goober grape is my favorite jelly
- Save the gay baby whales for Jesus
- Rainy days and Sundays always get me.....wet
- ampersand castle
- lions and tigers in my soup...
- Yo Mon!Would you, could you in a box?my life is like a cup full of marmosets (little-bitty ones, with long eyelashes, and manicured nails)
- eat more chicken
- toothpicks.....
- midgets rule!
- Hookin up verbs, phrases and clauses (obscure conjunction junction reference)
- Paul's freind eats melon rhines in his orange recliner
- Mice eggs??? Who ever heard of mice eggs?
- Purple, opal, mean, apple, spanking, and other words with only two vowels.
- Anybody seen Michael? He was wearing a flannel jersey.
- Can you dance to the sound of the crickets in the evening?
- Just how weird are we?
- The king requests that we all paint our shoes gray.
- My favorite body of water is the Indian Ocean, or maybe the Pacific, or maybe the shower.
- Unruly rodents usher in a purple moon
- Busy as a beaver, but calm as a drunk woodchuck
- I think that I belong in a trailer park
- If its 9:34 here, what time was it in 1965?
- What is today if yesterday was tomorrow?
- I'd like a #2 with coke, a fish sanwich, and a small chocolate shake. No apple pie please.
- I'd like a fish taco...to go
- shrinky dink
- Everybody poops sometimes
- Puppies in the bureau
- Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted
- ferret fetus
- Adventures in toxicology
- Don't cry for the puppy's broken heart
- Aim for the stars and you might hit a pigeon
- Sally walks in the rain and wonders why
- I'm glad my name isn't Pythia K. Thalamoose
- Join the East Rowandan Non-interest committe.
- chicken cords
- Hows the hamster hangin'?
- How much chuck could a chuckwood wood if a chuckwood would wood chuck?
- ths sbjct dsnt hv ny vwls
- Abolish the grand emu eaters
- Ginger is malable, not static
- Send in the clowns. I want to give them a free soda.
- Your oranges are ready for juicing
- please elaborate on your tale of downtrodden peons
- the question remains the same all the time!
- I need some daisies and butterflies right now
- bologna machines must be repaired by dwarves
- Cosmic antelope will lead you to inner peace
- People Magazine reports: People cry: "Little people are people too!"
- |qwerty is not an proper name for a baboon
- Supercalifra..........oh, nevermind!
- Happy coldsores
- cats and kittens and stuff
- May harden if left standing
- bare-assed baboons
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- Who embroiders chicken pot pies anyway?
- sick cats and tearful nights
- Too many indians spoil a chef
- nuttin tall
- ummmmmm...... moo? Grandpa chuckles among the shrubbery
- last night when the fireflies were asleep.
- My life and a stinky Tennessee bubble
- Empowering dark salmon to alleviate sinus pressure
- Yak licker
- Calling agent 214. The condor has expanded. I repeat......the condor has expanded.
- Won't you be my neighbor?
- Ug Never underestimate the power of a weekend
- Most elevators won't accept 43 lemurs
- canaries in the box
- Great googly moogly
- pups for nothin'
- Beef Nuggets for Kelly
- Why yes, it is a bananna, why do you ask?
- XPLNNG, CLP, MNTLPH, and other words with no vowels.....
- Got any razor blades?
- Hovering above the rails, the squid quivered quietly
- more squid quivering
- Yet even MORE squid quiverings
- Can coffee awaken a weather-worn sailor who suffers from a swollen kidney?
- Did somebody let Marty know?
- If I have two and you have three........who wins?
- No flying inuendos allowed after 5.
- Don't fear the dance. You must bask in the glory of all that is gray!
- I don't like apple pie
- publicity for the publies
- Yeah, Its green. You wanna make something of it!?
- ug mubuggle jumble bee soup
- thars varmints in them hills
- Watch out, my creativity is on the loose!!!!
- broccoli
- Don't approach it as if it were friendly
- Ride your emu to work day is on November 12.
- Your Name Here For Only $5.95
- Have you seen my neighbor's thorax?
- No tengo ninguna idea qué el infierno esto significa
- frustration station-----ALL ABOARD!
- woe? Whoa?
- This place has sucked every ounce of creativity from my mind.
- Tonight Pinky, we take over the world
- Have you seen my nardersnoop?
- Quarter pound dose of polychrome
- This email is valid to US residents only. Void where prohibited.
- whoops.........excuse me
- Poprocks and soda make Mikey an urban legend
- Boredom is the incubator of all mischief, y'know.
- Take all of the knives out of my back, polish them, and give them back to their owners.
- Now you too can wash a puppy for free.
- Look at me.....I don't have a subject either!
- Say what you want, but I'll have a mango pop.
- Slumped like a wet taco in a rainstorm
- lament not for the tiny porcupines
- please shoot me now.....
- Tornados all around me, yet I'm still at work in an all glass building
- Questions-----dom-dom-dom-dommmmmmmm
- Who be a knockin' on my emailbox?
- You smell something?
- everything and the kitchen sink too
- Lest we not smell like cabbage
- unhappy with your current kleenex?
- Moon Polyps go bubbly
- scratching to the oldies
- ugly seabiscuits for Melanie
- Mildly amusing liver spots
- Blue ribbons for little Timmy
- make a squirrel happy
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