Wednesday, January 13, 2010

It's becoming the Cousin Emmy blog!

I'm starting to think that Cousin Emmy is trying to overthrow the throne. Three submissions within a week! Uncanny, but awesome!

Cousin Emmy says: I can't help but share all my best pictures with you, because I know you share my affinity for the bizarre & awesome :)

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Monday, January 11, 2010

Letters, we get letters!

Cousin Emmy sent in another strange photo that she took on her phone. Both bizarre and creepy! Awkward business placement, or perfect synthesis? You decide.

Cousin Emmy says: "Two businesses that should not be next to each other! I wondered why their chicken lo mein was so good!"

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Sunday, January 10, 2010

Random Thoughts.

What would happen if a genie granted you one wish, and you wished that your wish would come true.

Shouldn't the terms beastiality and Animal husbandry be synonymous?

I kinda' wish there was a popular college band with the name "Date Rape." Not because it's an awesome name or anything, I just think it would be funny to know that there would be millions of college student Facebook profiles saying that they are "Fans of Date Rape."

During this latest snowstorm, the snow was only about 3" deep. Unless you measure it horizontally - Then it was over 200 miles deep!

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Monday, January 8, 2010

Not Really Dirty....

Cousin Emmy sent in this photo taken from her phone along with this short narration:

Cousin Emmy Says: "This business needed to really think about their name before they put it on a sign with a big white smiley face."

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Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Why so sexually deviant Google?

Man! This is almost to raunchy for me to post with a clear conscious. Okay, maybe not....

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Monday, January 4, 2010 Fairie Tales I saw a really neat project online the other day. Someone had taken the time to create a mumified fairie. It was made in the fashion of a bug collector - all dried out and pinned inside a frame. Sure it’s kind of morbid, but it was such a neat idea that I'm going to try my hand at making my own version. So the gears in my head started turning. Like every project I do, there’s no budget for it, so it will be made from scraps of whatever is lying around the lab house.

I’m going for a kind of curio-looking box. Kind of like something you’d see in an old antique shop, but perhaps with a little brass thrown in there just to give it a touch of steampunk. The componants are sculpey, a cheap tin that came with a belt that we bought for Kaitlyn, some paint, maybe an LED light or two, and a dead faerie.

Finding the dead faerie will be the hard part.

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Monday, January 4, 2010

If you please

If any of you read this blog through Facebook, please give it a rating if you get a chance. I’d like to have it rank higher in the Networked Blogs listing.

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Sunday, January 3, 2010

Still going strong

Wendy and I celebrated our 21st Anniversary today. I don’t know if I am the only person who does this, but I tend to mark my anniversaries with strange personal comparisons.

On our 16th Anniversary, I realized that I’d been living with Wendy longer than I lived with my mother.

When we had our 19th Anniversary, for example, I realized that we have been married longer than we haven’t been married.

And today – Our Anniversary is officially old enough to drink alcohol…..

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Saturday, January 2, 2010

Predictions!

Well - Another year has rolled around and that means it’s time for the new 2010 predictions transcribed from the all-knowing Swami Monkey. So let’s not waste any time and get right down to the meat and potatoes.

1) The Emo music scene fades into obscurity. Revlon is forced into bankruptcy after eyeliner sales plummet to all-time lows.

2) The scientific world is flipped on its ear after it is discovered that penguins aren’t really birds, but just really ugly-assed, hairy dinosaur fish.

3) Former boxer George Foreman dies in a freak accident during the taping of an infomercial for his line of BBQ grills. Even though his burns left him horribly disfigured, his funeral smelled great.

4) The old adage “Father knows best” is officially debated in congress. After much deliberation, it is determined that Uncle Ernest actually knows best, followed by your cousin Sherryl.

5) The Council for Native Americans win a misrepresentation lawsuit that entitles them to 2 ½ cents for each nickel the U.S. has minted since 1923.

6) Aliens descend in flying saucers on the White House lawn and announce that they have not been mutilating cattle. In an embarrassing turn of events however, they did admit to anal probing farmers as a form of initiation to their college fraternity.

7) The number one, marries the number 3, thus making the number 1,325 the new loneliest number.

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Friday, January 1, 2010

Ushering in the New Year.

It's a brand new year and I thought the best way to bring it on is to present this photo of aboriginal dwarves in ape costumes as they hold a puppy at base camp.

You're welcome.

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