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Monday, November 24, 2008
Insomnia Sucks!
So it's 3:30 in the morning and I finally got out of bed after laying there wide awake for over two hours. But what's there to do at this time in the morning. Maybe I should take a walk, or perhaps I should read a book. I wish I owned some boring books that would just zonk me out.
I think I'm having trouble sleeping because of all of the financial woes that were having. I've been out of work for around a month now, and we still haven't received any unemployment checks, They say that it'll be at least December before I'll get any benefits and it's really stretching us thin.
Nothing like having the family run out of asthma medicine and insurance and not being able to afford to pay for it. It's funny how things can go from being "peachy keen" to a downward spiral of poverty in the snap of someone's finger.
The horrible thing is that I can't find a job, either. Finding them has always been easy before, but the economy has really screwed things up for me. When I got layed off, I thought I'd get a factory job until something better came up - yet even all of the local factories are laying people off. So I'm pretty much screwed.
Pile all of that on top the worries of christmas and KG3's 16th birthday coming up on December 21st and I fell like my whole life is coming crashing down around me. Call me Woe. Woe is me.
Oh well - at least I have two legs, right? And if we get too hungry, we have two dogs and a cat........
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Friday, November 21, 2008
Say What?!
I found this ad in a computer supply catalog a few weeks ago. Does this ad make sense to anyone? Just what the hell does this ad mean? Do they make their paper out of 100% authentic fiber made from the pulp of baby feet? Yuck!!!!
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Wednesday, November 19, 2008
School Days.
A high-school teacher launched into a diatribe about how the internet has ruined the intelligence of children. Her English class sat still, soaking in the rant.
Teacher: "The internet and online chat has ruined the way that people write. Teenagers don't understand the importance of sentence structure! Can any of you even give me a basic subject, verb, noun sentence?
KG3: "Trogdor burninates the countryside."
Teacher: "Well, that's right, but what does that even mean?"
KG3: "I dunno, it's just something I heard on the internet."
Teacher: "Touché."
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Thursday, November 13, 2008
Even more homo-erotism in comics.
I found yet another subversive allusion in an old Marvel Comic from when I was a kid!
Maybe I should start paying more attention since I never noticed them while I was a child. Maybe they're everywhere but my untainted, innocent brain didn't process them in the pervy way that an adult mind does.
Word of warning kids: Stay away from any guy in a purple jumpsuit who calls himself "The Swordsman."
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Wednesday, November 11, 2008
In stitches.
I haven't drawn in months, and it's possibly been YEARS since I've drawn anything in pencil! So yesterday I decided to take some time out of my evening and create my version of the Frankenstien Monster. Yeah, that's really a hand at the end of his right leg. Yeah, he's really ugly. Yeah, I really need to practice drawing in pencil. Yeah, my proportions are out . Yeah, I know that's when I should follow up with "That's what she said." Yeah, I know I'm saying "yeah" a lot. Yeah, I don't really care if I am.
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Monday, November 10, 2008
Quite possibly the coolest hoodie ever.
KG3 found this friggin' AWESOME sweatshirt on clearance at Wal-Mart! I want one really, really, really bad! Please Santa?! Ah.... forget about it.
Wearing this hoodie may even allow the wearer to hold his own against Park Ninjas!
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Saturday, November 8, 2008
This comic book drawing is soooooo wrong.
When I read comics as a kid, I always thought that the Spiderman villain called the Sandman was badass. Somehow the writers of the books didn't really see it that way though because they always wrote stories where he was kind of a third-rate loser villain.
But then I ran across this drawing of him fighting Spiderman. What the heck?! With a devastating "procto-punch" like this one, you think he'd be the most feared villain of all time!!!
I hope that's supposed to be sand!
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Friday, November 7, 2008
Some facts that shouldn't influence your vote.
By now I'm sure that you're familiar with Goggle's smart-search feature, where it automatically chooses the highest search queries related to your typing. But have you really ever watched what these queries are? Here are just a few I found just for fun.
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Tuesday, November 4, 2008
Blowout Sale!!!
Since I recently lost my job to downsizing, I decided that a good way to raise some cash is through a good old-fashioned Yard Sale. Unfortunately, most of my cool junk was passed along to Captain Alex earlier this year. So over the next few days, I'm hoping to sell some items that I no longer need.
Take this one for example:
This fine time piece is a beautiful model with smooth quartz movements whose soft lines communicate an extraordinarily subdued elegance.
The TRUE value of this clock isn't inherently visible. Although beautiful, the TRUE cost is hidden behind it's clear, acrylic perfection and double-stick taped aluminum placard. This clock cost me five years of work, a trip to China, and almost the destruction of a marriage. But it is beautiful.
Lets start the bidding at $3.
Pappa' needs to keep his house!
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