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Sunday, January 27, 2008 Karma Smack. It never fails! Just whenever you feel like you're getting somewhere in life, that thing called karma shows up to smack you down and put you back in your place. |
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Friday, January 25, 2008
Huh? I got a chuckle out of this weird message that was taped onto the overhead projector where I teach night classes. I'm not sure how I was supposed to interpret the note, but I'm pretty sure it doesn't mean what it sounds like. |
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Thursday, January 24, 2008 Random thoughts on being self-employed. I imagine one of the best things about working at home would be that you can feel comfortable pooping at work. That and you can dance around to the Flash-Dance soundtrack naked except for some leather chaps and a cardboard Tony-the-Tiger mask. |
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Thursday, January 24, 2008 A Deviant. I have a student in my Illustrator class this semester that is incredibly talented! Her name is Megan Miller and she told me that she's never taken a drawing class, but I hope I can persuade her to do so. She has a site on Deviant Art that everyone should check it out. |
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Wednesday, January 23, 2008 Welcome to the Carnival. KG3 has a new perfume that smells a lot like cotton candy. I'm not sure why anyone would want to smell like that, but who am I to judge? After all, I spent around 20 years smelling like stale cigarette smoke! KG3 (from behind the door): Yeah, I'm getting dressed! Me: What the heck is that nasty smell? It smells like cotton candy?! KG3 (from behind the door): It's my new perfume. Me: That's your perfume?! Really?! Long pause with no answer.......... Me: Are you sure you don't have a carny in there?! KG3: Dad!!! Me: Sorry! I was just asking..... KG3: Dad!!!! Me: I suppose your right. If you had a carny in there it'd smell more like a combination of elephant ears, lemon shake-ups, cigarettes and axle grease. KG3: Dad!!!! |
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Saturday, January 19, 2008 Fists of Fury. I know that I get over excited about things every once-in-a-while, but these medals from a trophy catalog really bothered me! Just what are these kids learning in the martial arts classes? It's kind of scary if you go by the images on the medals, don't you think? |
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Monday, January 14, 2008 Speaking with a forked tongue. Today was filled with highs and lows. Probably the most refreshing thing was that I found out that my Illustrator class doesn't start until this Thursday. I had misread my schedule and thought the first class was tonight. These few extra days will really give me the extra edge to prepare my materials. The school upgraded the software to the newest version which is great, except the fact that I've never worked with the new version before. So I've been going into the computer room at the school over my lunches to get acclimated to the program. Now I just have to update my handouts, which is about as much fun as shaving your tongue with a rusty pocket knife. |
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Tuesday, January 8, 2008 Still Standing. It's almost the middle of January already. So far 2008 hasn't been so great for me. Wendy has been sick with her asthma for the whole year so far, and I've been stressed about teaching my class since the software has been upgraded and I've never even worked with it yet. And since no one in the family has been feeling very motivated, our Christmas Tree is still standing in the window of our library. |
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Sunday, January 6, 2008 Hatched. Ever wonder what would happen if you took two weirdo girls to Wal-Mart and told them that "two girls can't make a baby?" Well, if one of the girls happens to be my kid, then they would go on a bizarre shopping spree to construct a baby of their own! KG3 and her friend, whom we'll call "JFB" announce the birth of their baby "Ada". Cutie huh? The girls couldn't be prouder of their little pineapple. Everyone at Wal Mart had to stop and admire the little critter. I think most people were impressed by the baby's stylish hairdo. |
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Thursday, January 3, 2008 Best laid plans. Isn't it amazing how Murphy's Law always seems to kick in whenever you least expect it? Today is my wedding anniversary and I actually had made plans for |
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Monday, February 18, 2008 Quote of the day Speaking to Captain Alex regarding methods of birth control. Me: "Y'know what Alex? When you really think about it, the only 100% effective means of birth control is homosexuality." |
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Sunday, February 17, 2008 Powerless The weekend ended on a stressful note and it's partially my fault. Whether by genetics or by learned behavior, my nature is to be a procrastinator. It never fails that I will wait until the last possible minute to complete a task. Then I suffer and stress while trying to complete whatever needs done at the last minute. I know that I do this and I hate it! Yet I always seem to fall into this procrastinator's trap. I can't avoid it. I simply can't make myself work ahead and it sucks! |
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Thursday, February 14, 2008 What are the odds? What are the odds of a comet striking the earth tomorrow? Or that I will win the lottery? What are the odds that I will be accosted by a drunken clown while on vacation in Borneo? Sure, there have been rough times. There have been tears (pronounced teers not tares, although there were probably some tares along the way too) fights and arguments, but somehow we've kept it together against the odds. I love you Wendy! |
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Tuesday, February 12, 2008 Just dinking around. KG3 went to the Sweetheart dance over the weekend and I was just messing around with a few of the photos that Wendy took (and one that my buddy VanGogh made). |
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Friday, February 8, 2008 Yet another strange conversation.
On 2/7/08 Reverend Ed wrote: On 2/7/08 Derek wrote: |
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Thursday, February 7, 2008 Kickbacks Want to do something just for fun? Go to Google, search for Find Chuck Norris and hit the I feel lucky button. This is what you'll see: |
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Saturday, February 2, 2008 Wintertime memories. Its been snowing like crazy over the past couple of days. It seems like we don't get the nasty Illinois winters anymore. Not like I remember from my childhood anyway. I can remember drifts that were so big that I would dig out ice cave in them. I remember one ice cave in particular. I spent hours digging it out from the enormous snow drift in the field across from our house. |
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Friday, February 1, 2008 FYI (the I stands for innuendo) It has been snowing like crazy and a lot of people didn't make it in to work today, including Captain Alex. We had nearly 7 inches of snow where I live, but Captain Alex's hometown had around nine inches of snow, which prompted this email: To: Captain Alex |
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Saturday, March 22, 2008 Horror Beach An update on the drawing. I made some changes when I transferred the art to bigger paper. I liked the greaser's eyes better in the first sketch than in the more refined drawing so I switched them back. I also didn't think the girl showed enough attitude, so I made her flipping off the zombies on this version. Hopefully I'll get some refinement in a few days. Comment on this post. Be advised that I reserve the right to post all comments for public ridicule or email me at madhaus32@gmail.com |
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Friday, March 21, 2008 Greasers Captain Alex brought me 3 sheets of illustration board today and I'm really excited about getting started. I'm going to draw a scene that was inspired by the Rock-a-billy band The HorrorPops called Horror beach (check out the youtube video here!) The idea just came to me while listening to the tune on my drive home one night. It's crazy!
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Tuesday, March 18, 2008 A Guessing Game Well, I just got back from Indianapolis. They moved my Step-Dad into a special heart-hospital last night and we stayed with him until around midnight. They still don't know what is wrong with him for sure. They tested his heart with every expensive test they had and everything came out okay. So it isn't his heart anyway, which is good, but they're still uncertain what is wrong. Comment on this post. Be advised that I reserve the right to post all comments for public ridicule or email me at madhaus32@gmail.com |
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 Lord of the Flies.
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Thursday, March 13, 2008 Todays "What the @#$&* Award" goes to...... I discovered this strange setting in my scanning software this afternoon. Yes, I am serious. The hidden High Quality option is turned off by default on my CanoScan8400F. Way to think Canon! Comment on this post. Be advised that I reserve the right to post all comments for public ridicule or email me at madhaus32@gmail.com |
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Wednesday, March 12, 2008 Not responsible.
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Monday, March 10, 2008 Random things that I have learned over time. True friends are few and far between. Treasure them as you would your most valuable possessions. Comment on this post. Be advised that I reserve the right to post all comments for public ridicule or email me at madhaus32@gmail.com |
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Friday, March 7, 2008 Art tools for all skill levels!
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Thursday, March 6, 2008 E. Gary Gygax has 0 hit points. Misses saving throw versus aneurism.
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008 Use it. You may not have noticed, but I have added an email address in addition to the link at the bottom of each post. I did this for the sole purpose of giving you guys who use web-browser email a way to contact me. I know it's nothing fancy, but you can cut and paste the address into your email and leave me a message. Don't make me come after you and the Skids, Captain Alex! Yeah, that's right Skiddis, he rats you out all of the friggin' time! Comment on this post. Be advised that I reserve the right to post all comments for public ridicule or email me at madhaus32@gmail.com |
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Wednesday, March 5, 2008 Don't picture it. My daughter and I have a new game that we play called "Random," The rules are that one person can interrupt the other and require them to say something random. For instance, she may interrupt me in mid sentence by saying "Random Word" and then I would have to say the first random word that comes to mind. KG3: "Eligible?! Your random word is 'eligible'? Me: "Yep." KG3: "Where did that word come from? Did you just pull that from your butt?" Me: "Yeah. It wasn't too hard until I got to that 'bl' combo! Once I hit them it kind of got hung up." Comment on this post. Be advised that I reserve the right to post all comments for public ridicule or email me at madhaus32@gmail.com |
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Tuesday, March 4, 2008 Of Life and Limb We knew it was going to happen eventually. For the past few years I have been telling people that our neighbors trees would be the death of us. And while no one was hurt this time, it could have easily be the death of Wendy.
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Monday, March 3, 2008 Inked Last week my friend Sioux asked me to draw a Super-Girl logo for her tattoo. She's been going through some pretty rough times in the past months and was wanting to get something to remind her that she can be strong and persevere through anything.
Sioux then let me know that if I ever called her tattoo a "tramp stamp" that I would die. She modified the drawing to fit the area she wanted and it looks super.
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So anyway, I've been spending hours and hours working on a paper model of a Chinese Dragon for the past two weeks. I'm not sure exactly how many hours I have put into it, but I'm guessing its around 10 or so. I worked on the blasted thing until my fingers were getting blistered from the xacto knife, and my hands were covered in glue. Comment on this post. Be advised that I reserve the right to post all comments for public ridicule or email me at madhaus32@gmail.com |
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Saturday, March 1, 2008 Sole Survivor I always thought Chuck Norris was the baddest SOB on earth, but I'm starting to have my doubts now. He's tough and all, but I think there may be a new sheriff in town. I would bet that if a nuclear (aka nucyular - to you Texans out there) war right now, THIS GUY would be the only thing alive except for cockroaches. Comment on this post. Be advised that I reserve the right to post all comments for public ridicule or email me at madhaus32@gmail.com |
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Saturday, May 31, 2008 Road Trip Yikes! Today was the first day of our big car show and it always makes for a long day. After work I met up with Kelli and Jason and went with them on a road tour. It was really fun and we got to know each other better. Afterwards we ate some barbeque, listened to some music, and sipped a couple of beers.
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Friday, May 30, 2008 Nobody in particular The family and I went to dinner tonight with Jason, Kelli and their kids. We had an awesome time just chatting over greasy food and ice cream. Sounds pretty typical, right? It was, if you overlook the fact that we've never really met them before. Jason and Kelli are the stars of "The Nobodies" show. Comment on this post. Be advised that I reserve the right to post all comments for public ridicule or email me at madhaus32@gmail.com |
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Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Unhiding Im not a writer. My sentence structure sucks, my spelling is horrible, and I can be hard to understand. That being said, I expect others to have better English skills than I possess and can be disappointed when they dont. Call me critical of others. I admit it. So you can imagine my disappointment when I ran across an Unhide option in Microsoft Excel. Comment on this post. Be advised that I reserve the right to post all comments for public ridicule or email me at madhaus32@gmail.com |
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Tuesday, May 27, 2008
Uranus is dirty Wendy and I found this towel at the Dollar Tree today. There's nothing quite as cool as a washcloth with a picture of the planet Uranus on it. Yes, there are sooooo many jokes that could be made that it's almost too easy. Regardless, we went ahead and bought one for our daughter, KG3. Comment on this post. Be advised that I reserve the right to post all comments for public ridicule or email me at madhaus32@gmail.com |
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Saturday, May 24, 2008 Freudian reference say what? The following email banter between the Reverend Ed and I earlier in the week. Reverend Ed: I just heard a public service commercial for: www.strokeassociation.com . What do you suppose that site is all about?? Me: Dude, I'm afraid to go there because I'm afraid you'll be a charter member. Comment on this post. Be advised that I reserve the right to post all comments for public ridicule or email me at madhaus32@gmail.com |
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Friday, May 23, 2008 Tease me I'm a real sucker for news teasers. You know them, the little blurbs that they dangle in front of you to make sure that you keep watching their brain-wasting program of non-news. They always drag me in like a fish on a hook with their promises of something great. The sad thing is that I know better. No matter what the suits behind the desk promise me, they never really deliver their rhetoric. Comment on this post. Be advised that I reserve the right to post all comments for public ridicule or email me at madhaus32@gmail.com |
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Sunday, May 18, 2008 Fear The Pony Muffin If anyone ever wondered if my daughter, KG3 is a chip of the old block, read he following msn chat between her and a friend. KG3: I've always liked the name "Adrianna". Comment on this post. Be advised that I reserve the right to post all comments for public ridicule or email me at madhaus32@gmail.com |
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Saturday, May 3, 2008 Caught in the Mosh! We took the whole weekend off for a trip to see My Chemical Romance in concert at the Pageant, a small concert hall in St. Louis. It was crazy! We took the train to town and got to the concert around 5:30 expecting to be early to get a good spot inside, but we were shocked at what we saw! Immediately after getting there we spotted hundreds of kids in line. And when I mean hundreds, I really mean hundreds literally. There were two lines, one on either side of the entrance, both with winding tendrils of angst ridden emo kids as far as the eye could see. These aren't our photos by the way. Cameras weren't allowed in the concert. Comment on this post. Be advised that I reserve the right to post all comments for public ridicule or email me at madhaus32@gmail.com |
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Friday, May 2, 2008 When it rains, it pours! Our big weekend is coming up and things are coming apart already. I've always been one of those 'glass is half empty' kind of guys, but this is going a bit to far. I intended on working a half-day today, and on half way through my commute, Wendy calls to remind me that my Driver's License is expired! Comment on this post. Be advised that I reserve the right to post all comments for public ridicule or email me at madhaus32@gmail.com |
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Thursday, May 1, 2008 The results for April are in! Well, the April search results are in and they're more disturbing than ever! Here are some of the weirdest searches that resulted on someone landing on one of my pages: Comment on this post. Be advised that I reserve the right to post all comments for public ridicule or email me at madhaus32@gmail.com |
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Sunday, June 29, 2008 Gone Batty Most peoples' kids say “I found a kitten! Can I keep it? Pleeeeeease? But not mine. No way! I get a call saying “Hey Dad, We found some baby bats. Can I keep one? Comment on this post. Be advised that I reserve the right to post all comments for public ridicule or email me at madhaus32@gmail.com |
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Saturday, June 28, 2008 Watch Your back!!!
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Friday, June 27, 2008 Google Ads has gone pervy. I now that Gmail sticks ads on your screen based upon the content of your mailbox, but THIS was in my junk folder. Semen tanks? Really? Does anyone need a tank for that? I mean, for one, by the time you filled a whole tank, I imagine a guy would either be dead, or the lil' spermies would be tired of swimming. I’ll say it again. A semen tank? Maybe it’s called the Millenium Tanks because that’s how long it'd take to fill it. Or maybe somethings going on that I don't know about. Maybe all of those SPAM emails about pills that give you buckets of man-goo really do work! I'll never know for sure. Comment on this post. Be advised that I reserve the right to post all comments for public ridicule or email me at madhaus32@gmail.com |
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Friday, June 27, 2008 A theoretic palindrome??? There's a message taped to the mirror in the bathroom where I work. It looks like it's a page torn from a motivational calendar or something. Every time I wash my hands, I read "One man’s problems are another man’s golden opportunities." Sounds good, right?! But the cynic in me immediately rephrases it into "One man's golden opportunities is another man’s problems." Maybe I shouldn't wash my hands anymore. Comment on this post. Be advised that I reserve the right to post all comments for public ridicule or email me at madhaus32@gmail.com |
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Thursday, June 26, 2008 Just for Conversation. KG3 is planning on helping one of her friends collect parking money during the local Independence Day festival. I’ll admit that I was a little apprehensive about letting her do it at first, but her friend is 18 and a good kid, so I think we’re going to let her do it. On the downside, I know that she’ll come home wearing the infamous “carny cologne.” You know the smell I’m talking about – a mixture of corn-dogs, sweat, and axle grease. And while working at the parking area may not fit the traditional definition of carny, it’s close enough for me! And if she’s going to be a carny, then she’s going to have to pay her father a tithe. Not in cash – that’d be evil. I wouldn’t ever ask her to pay me cash. I’m just not that kind of person. No, her tithe will be paid in chrome throwing stars, Rambo survival knives, and little mirrors depicting Motley Crüe! I’m kidding of course. The real reason we’re letting her work is that one day this scene will play out: Three people sitting at an office table reminiscing their high-school days as they eat lunch. Uninteresting Person One: “I remember being in High School. I worked at a grocery store stocking shelves.” Uninteresting Person Two: “I worked in at Mcdonalds.” KG3: “I was a carny.” Comment on this post. Be advised that I reserve the right to post all comments for public ridicule or email me at madhaus32@gmail.com |
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Wednesday, June 25, 2008 Betty Lou. Here's a new drawing featuring the same couple as my first zombie drawing. KG3 named the girl "Betty Lou" and Jason from the ZNobodies show said that the guy looked like a "Duke." This one is a tad bit grosser than the first one, but I really like it. I'm thinking of doing a whole "Betty Lou" series and trying to sell them as art prints. Comments?
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Monday, June 16, 2008 Questions still unanswered. A conversation between my daughter and I during an evening walk: Comment on this post. Be advised that I reserve the right to post all comments for public ridicule or email me at madhaus32@gmail.com |
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Thursday, June 12, 2008 Silence is golden. Sometimes I say things that stun people. Its not intentional, but ideas just flow through my head and spew out of my mouth. Like today at work. A guy came up to us and said something that was a blatant innuendo to everyone, but somehow that innuendo got twisted in my mind and became something else. Something worse. Something that made the other people go quiet. Me: A kitten thats turned inside out?! Comment on this post. Be advised that I reserve the right to post all comments for public ridicule or email me at madhaus32@gmail.com |
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Monay, June 9, 2008 More than meets the eye. Honest-to-god office conversation. Comment on this post. Be advised that I reserve the right to post all comments for public ridicule or email me at madhaus32@gmail.com |
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Sunday, June 8, 2008 Uh......yeah. KG3 took this shot while we were driving down Interstate 57. "Red Carpet Inn Welcome Truckers Dix." Need I say more? Comment on this post. Be advised that I reserve the right to post all comments for public ridicule or email me at madhaus32@gmail.com |
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Saturday, June 7, 2008 Zombies I finally got around to completing my zombie drawing that I started last month. I think it turned out pretty cool! When I began the drawing, I intended using pen and ink only, but once I got the inking finished I wanted to add some color. I've toyed around with coloring artwork using Photoshop and a Wacom Tablet at work and thought that it'd be fun to color my zombies in the same manner. I wanted the drawing to be fun, even though the subject matter is gross. I was shooting for a kind of "Archie Comics" kind of style when I drew it, so I decided to carry that style forward to the colors. Gross yet fun, dark subject matter with vivid, bright colors. I dichotomy in all aspects of the work. And voilà! The final piece is shown below. Click it to see a bigger version in a new window. Comment on this post. Be advised that I reserve the right to post all comments for public ridicule or email me at madhaus32@gmail.com |
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Friday, June 6, 2008 Spreading Lies. DJPJ came up to Captain Alex and I today and tried to spread his lies. Well, I'll let YOU decide who was right. The following conversation is a reenactment of the actual banter. Comment on this post. Be advised that I reserve the right to post all comments for public ridicule or email me at madhaus32@gmail.com |
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Thursday, June 5, 2008 Hardcore, or ultra exhausted? I woke up at 3:30 in the morning to the acrid taste of stomach acid burning my throat. It had been years since I remember vomiting. I clenched my lips together tightly as the stomach acid lurched forward, filling my mouth. It was disgusting. But I was soooo tired, and I decided it wasn't worth it to get up and vomit in the toilet. So I made myself swallow it and fell back asleep. Comment on this post. Be advised that I reserve the right to post all comments for public ridicule or email me at madhaus32@gmail.com |
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Monday, June 2, 2008 The results for May are in! Here's the list of weird stuff that people have searched for this month. Each of the following searches somehow led to my website: www.google.com: life like alien doll Comment on this post. Be advised that I reserve the right to post all comments for public ridicule or email me at madhaus32@gmail.com |
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Sunday, June 1, 2008 Gittin' down with the Domkis I hooked up with Drew Domkis and a couple of his friends, Steve-o and Ryan at the VW show today. Drew is half of the Dawn and Drew Show, another podcast that i've listened to for a few years. Since He's a big VW bus fan (I think he told me that he's owned 13...) he came down to see what we're all about. Ryan (holding the poster), Drew, and Steve-o hanging out in the VIP tent. Hey! Is hat Drew and a blonde Dawn in on the shirt and poster? A shot in the office drinking a little bit of ice water to kill the heat. Comment on this post. Be advised that I reserve the right to post all comments for public ridicule or email me at madhaus32@gmail.com |
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Monday, July 28, 2008 Elfin Magic. I did some top secret work on my website over the weekend. Most of it should go by pretty much unnoticed to anyone reading the site, except for the NEW IMPROVED Archive pages. When you click on the Archive link at the top and bottom of the blog, you'll be taken on a mystical, magical journey to a new page. Once there, friendly elves will show you how you can visit any month since 2004. See? It IS magic! And in addition to the ability to look at each month, those crazy fairies went ahead and build a page which contains the entire year grouped together! Damn crazy elves! Now you can read an entire year of my super-exciting life in a single page! Let's just hope that the gremlins have stayed out of there.
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Tuesday, July 22, 2008 Sprinkle, sprinkle. My Aunt is having some medical issues right now, so Wendy, KG3 and I have been taking care of her and her house for the past few weeks. It's tiring, especially for Wendy since she's burdening most of the weight on her shoulders, but that is what family is for. So while Wendy is busy with medicine, re bandaging wounds, and helping around the house, I have been delegated to flower waterer. And while watering the flowers is definitely the easier of the two, it's no small feat by itself because of the sheer number of flowers that she has. It takes at least a half and hour to do water them, and longer if it has been really dry outside. I usually put on the ol' iPod and listen to podcasts while I sprinkle the plants with the life giving "imitation rain." Truth be told, I kind of enjoy doing it. Shhhhhhh......don't tell anyone.
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Wednesday, July 23, 2008 Like Marv Albert, but with a tail. The one thing that annoys me about caring for my Aunt's flowers is the constant barking that comes from her neighbors' poodle. I know you're probably picturing a little "yippie" dog, but this thing is big. I'm no dog expert but this poodle may be some sort of mutant because it's every bit as large as a labrador. Irregardless of it's size, the damn thing never shuts up. Even a good ol' blast of water in the face won't quiet it down. It's been the sole irritation of caring for the flowers since day one. Until yesterday. Yesterday, the dog stopped its yammering for quite a while. It was like a train wreck! I didn't want to watch, but couldn't keep myself from gawking. It's horrible, but a little voice inside me was giggling. Was it dog karma?
Me: Is that giant poodle next door to Peggy's house a boy or a girl? Wendy: I think it's a boy. Why? Me: Because someone's pit bull got loose last night, bit the poodle's neck, and was tagging it like crazy for about 5 minutes. Wendy: Maybe the poodle's gay. Me: Well, I guess it is now.
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Tuesday, July 22, 2008 Sprinkle, sprinkle. My Aunt is having some medical issues right now, so Wendy, KG3 and I have been taking care of her and her house for the past few weeks. It's tiring, especially for Wendy since she's burdening most of the weight on her shoulders, but that is what family is for. So while Wendy is busy with medicine, re bandaging wounds, and helping around the house, I have been delegated to flower waterer. And while watering the flowers is definitely the easier of the two, it's no small feat by itself because of the sheer number of flowers that she has. It takes at least a half and hour to do water them, and longer if it has been really dry outside. I usually put on the ol' iPod and listen to podcasts while I sprinkle the plants with the life giving "imitation rain." Truth be told, I kind of enjoy doing it. Shhhhhhh......don't tell anyone.
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Monday, July 21, 2008 It's all in the marketing. One of the hottest products of the year is the wondrous Ped-Egg. This ergonomic, skin smoothing wonder has become an essential tool in the fight against rough feet. All across America, women are singing praises to this cute, amazing little device. But did you ever wonder why it looks like an egg? I bet they had a heck of a time finding a suitable name for the product. Seriously, take a look at the thing. It's essentially a cheese greater for your skin. Or perhaps more like a wood rasp, but for feet. Regardless, its just a fancy tool for filing off part of your feet. So why call it the Ped Egg? Because the alternatives sound horrible. What other names got turned down? Well, the Foot-Grater wouldn't really sell, would it? And I'm sure that no one would by it if it were called the Pedi-File!!!
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Monday, July 14, 2008 Mouth-hygiene and me. I always hated going to the dentist as a kid. I was like the crown prince of cavities back then! There was so much metal inside of my mouth that I'm surprised that I had the muscles to close my jaw under the sheer weight. So a visit to the dentist to me was a day full of metal hooks scraping my teeth, needles piercing my gums, and an old, balding man with bad breath hovering inches above my nose. I hated it. But no matter how bad it was for me, no matter how many filling I endured, shots I received, I NEVER had it as bad as the little girl in the photo below. At first glance, this antique photo doesn't look too awful. That is, until you read the signage that is posted. The Forsyth Dental Infirmary for Children. An infirmary? Really??!! And it gets even more bizarre as you read on. This dental infirmary cures all sorts of dental problems such as hypertrophied tonsils, defective teeth, defective palate, and are you ready for this..............cervical glands? Cervical Glands? Are you friggin kidding me? What kind of dentist office is this??? No wonder the little girl in the photo is in such a horrible mood.
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Sunday, July 13, 2008 And today's WTF Award goes to... Okay, according to this article, this mascot is supposed to be a whale, although I've never before experienced the great "brown whale." Does it look like a whale to you? No? Then what does it look like?? Really? Yeah, you know what it looks like. And to top it off, the mascot is named Fudgie! Hmmmmmmm......
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Tuesday, July 8, 2008
This quarter could be worth $50k! This quarter featuring Minnesota was issued in 2005, but I never really took the time to look at one until this morning. Each of these commemorative-issue "State" quarters is a work of art, but this one made me wonder. Are there really giant ducks in Minnesota? Looking at the other elements, I noticed that the boat appears to be a standard 15 foot bass-boat, which by my estimates, makes the "duck" about 13 feet in length? I did some research and found an article about a giant duck sighting in Minnesota, but it turned out to be a large inflatable one. That put me back to square one, but I wasn't about to give up yet. Undaunted by the lack of Giant Duck sightings, I studied the artwork closer and noticed that this "duck" doesn't have any tail feathers! This revelation opened up a whole new area of exploration. What if it weren't a duck at all, but some sort of plesiosaur, like what is rumored to swim in Loch Ness? I did a little more research (ie "Googled") Minnesota Lake Monster and found tales of monsters in Lake Pepin. People have reported seeing the creature since the 1800's. There's even a $50k reward for anyone who offers evidence of the monster. Hmmmmm....it's sanctioned on our money, so it has to be true, right? That's proof enough for me!!! I wonder how I collect my money?
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Monday, July 7, 2008 Just for Conversation. Reverend Ed: "I never noticed how many times I go to the bathroom through the day until I have to walk across the parking lot to go." Me: "Yeah, I have to go a lot. My prostate must be the size of a softball. I bet I get up and go to the bathroom every hour." Captain Alex: "I get up and walk around through the day. They say that it’s bad for your eyes if you don’t take them away from the computer every hour or so." Me: "That’s what I do too - just to get a break. And when I do, it’s like ‘Well, as long as I’m standing up, I might as well go into the bathroom and touch my wiener.’
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Wednesday, July 2, 2008 At the Lake Wendy and KG3 gave me a membership to a small, local, private lake for Father's Day and I'm finally getting to take advantage of it now that I'm on vacation. I went with the intention of reeling in a few whopper fish, but once I decided that they weren't biting, i just meandered around shooting photos. I have a lot of memories tied up with this lake. When I was a child there were 6 or 7 members of my family who owned cabins there, including my Dad. It seems like about a third of my childhood memories are somehow tied to these waters. Going back there is a strange feeling indeed.
A panoramic shot of a portion of the lake. Click on the shot to see it in a larger size. Do it! Do it now!
Here's a shot of the cabin that my Dad used to own. It's amamzing how many memories came flooding back to me just from walking around the yard! I also noticed that it's for sale. Any takers?
As a kid I always heard tales of trolls that lived under bridges. It looks like I caught a glimpse of this one trying to lift up the beam on this dock. Mighty, mighty troll fingers. Comment on this post. Be advised that I reserve the right to post all comments for public ridicule or email me at madhaus32@gmail.com |
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Wednesday, July 2, 2008 This Weeks WTF award goes to..... Here's more cell phone photos sent in by KG3. I'm surprised that the slogan doesn't say "For your pleasure."
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Tuesday, July 1, 2008 The June Search Results are in!! NOW WITH COMMENTARY! search.yahoo.com: marine corps uniform belt loops significance search.yahoo.com: pickled alien fetus sale www.google.com: metal detecting middle aged men www.google.com: homemade alternatives to cigarettes search.live.com: fortune cookie sayings www.google.com: toyota corolla warning icons www.google.com: make brass thumbtack photoshop search.yahoo.com: pal rules on luggage for international flight wwww.google.com: computer crime fruition search.yahoo.com: the ole spider www.google.co.uk: cool looking potions www.google.com: how to create theatrical hair www.google.com: black bike and car show in greenwood search.aol.com: young actors with beards www.google.com: floodlight light deflector www.google.com: face hot but skin cool search.live.com: were any animals harmed in dawn of the dead www.google.com: no matter what don't look inside the ark. keep your eyes search.aol.com: least painful anal lube www.google.com: wholesale alien towels search.yahoo.com: glues used for ceramic to styrofoam www.google.com: what vegetables can you grow in the florida keys search.live.com: quetzalcoatl pictures www.google.com: pencils shoved up an anus www.google.com: cirque de soleil and grim reaper Comment on this post. Be advised that I reserve the right to post all comments for public ridicule or email me at madhaus32@gmail.com
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Tuesday, August 26, 2008 Discovered - My Childhood I’ve written before about Erv Coppi, the guy who used to host “Horror Nights” on the local PBS station when I was a kid, and how he unwittingly influenced my life. But what I probably didn’t mention is that every week, the show would begin with a creepy organ music that announced the coming of Erv and his descriptions of the upcoming movie. That creepy organ music meant that good times were coming, and when I would hear it as a child, I knew that it was time to grab the popcorn, plop into the couch and watch Erv. I loved that creepy organ music. Growing up, I could always hear it in the back of my head whenever I thought of those old scary movies! And as I grew older, I wished I had it to take me back to my childhood days. I wanted the music so bad that every time I found a Halloween CD, I would buy it in hopes that the mysterious unnamed organ music would be on it. I must have bought more than a dozen cds over the years, but I never found the music. Eventually I gave up on ever finding the tune. But the other day I was surfing the internet and heard it as a midi music file. I couldn’t believe it! And the site actually listed the name of the music, too!!! So after a few minutes of research, I was able to download the entire song! The song is called Tocatta and Fugue in D Minor by Bach. You have to make sure to get it in D Minor or it doesn’t sound right. So any of you old Erv Coppi fans out there can find the music too. You know you want to. The messed up thing about the whole ordeal is that after listening to the whole song, I realized the middle of it is actually the music to my favorite 1980’s video game, Gyrus! I must have played that game a thousand times when I was a kid, never knowing that the music I coveted was literally right beneath my nose. Go figure.
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Saturday, August 23, 2008 Letters. We get Letters... The Reverend Ed sent in this photo and the following comment: ........This is whey they don't televise wrestling at the olympics. One for your wrestling moves page.
Yeah, we'll name this move the "Beijing Drain Cleaner", but it's also known as "The Shanghai Surprise".
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Tuesday, August 19, 2008 It's the race of a lifetime, literally. Google does one hell of a job modifying it's logo to reflect holidays and special events. I always enjoy checking out what strange and wondrous themes, their designer comes up with. I thought today's to be especially strange, however. Is it just me, or does that look like a giant sperm cruising through the water? Yeah, I know it's just not me....
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Friday, August 15, 2008 What were they thinking? I don’t understand what this Alaskan brewery was thinking when they developed this display. I would think that any guy would reject a girl who is walking around with giant crabs - even if she’s hot and carrying beer.
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Thursday, August 14, 2008 Evil Plans. One of the unfair things about liking Halloween so much is that you can't really decorate like the people do for Christmas. I mean, you can go crazy with halloween decorations, but you can't really leave them out and expect them to be there in the morning, at least not in one piece. So every year I have to take off work to set up the decorations which take all day to prepare, and then tear them down later that night. It's a labor of love, I tell you. It sure would be nice to leave the decorations for a few weeks, but that privilege is reserved for hokey light-up snow men and spiral christmas trees. It's not even safe to place jack-o-lanterns outside! The neighbor's children were disappointed last year because the morning after they carved their jack-o-lanterns, they found them splattered on the road. Not cool! Although it's probably something I would have done in my heathen days - So maybe I should just shut up. But this year I have a plan. After we carve out our pumpkins, I'm going to sit them on the very end of our sidewalk. Yeah, it's inviting trouble, I know..... It's like putting a bottle of gin in an alcoholic's cabinet. Like sending a rehabilitated crack-head to party with Snoop Dog. Like sending Michael Jackson to a dark room with that little kid from Hanson. Okay, Okay, you get the point. The point is, I want to create the ULTIMATE temptation for the prankster. I want those pumpkins to be irresistible. Why? I want to do a two-step prank on the pranksters themselves! First, I want to coat the entire jack-o-lanterns with a thick coat of gooey petroleum jelly! So much that there's no way to lift them without getting it all over your clothes. And to top it off, I want to add a bunch of orange food coloring to the petroleum jelly. So not only will they be impossible to pick up, but they will immediately stain the skin and clothes of any little jerk who messes with them. I mean, it is TRICK or treat after all, isn't it?
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Thursday, August 14, 2008 Another quick sketch from lunch time.
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Wednesday, August 13, 2008 A quick sketch from lunch time.
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Wednesday, August 13, 2008 Letters. We get letters. My old college pal Ernie sent in this comment regarding transvestites, his pet cats, and the dreaded chupacabra..... Derek, I was thinking of you today. And no it did not involve a midget, three transvestite prostitutes, and lubricant. Generally I check out your site a couple times a month. Good entertainment. I remembered you had a made a chupucabra sculpture. Then today on CNN news was this story. This police department in Cuero, Texas claims to have filmed a chupucabra. Awesome. Then I thought of you. It lives. You are the master of all knowledge. How could I have ever doubted you creative intuition of mythical creatures. Check it. Minneapolis is good. I still teach. Make stuff. Sell stuff. And pet my cats. All the best to you and your family, Ernie
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Tuesday, August 12, 2008 Groovy! Afternoon office banter that occurred when "Groove is in the Heart" was playing on my computer: Me: "Groove is in the Heart." Now that's an awesome song!
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Sunday, August 10, 2008 Disappointed. We went to the zoo yesterday and I got excited when I saw this sign. But once we were inside I found out it was just a bunch of stupid nocturnal monkeys and a opossum. Bummer.
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Thursday, August 6, 2008 Letters. We get letters. Mrs. Timaay sent in this letter regarding the July 29th post:
~ Mrs. Timmaay
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Thursday, August 7, 2008 The July Search Results are in!! NOW WITH COMMENTARY! Well here they are again; all of the strangest, most bizarre searches that brought people to my webpage for the month of July. I added my comments after each search term just like last month. How did dawn micelli lose all that weight? crazy glue and seizures John travolta grease jung Old grandmother’pubic hair wwww.dog semen com Screams Insects circadia Put your flame in this box Thats gross Richard and karen carpenter secrets revealed Can you sell a testicle to science Free clip art window decal of calvin How to look after alien babies How to make my face not appear so round quasimodo “i am not an animal” schizophrenics diapered “studio audience” legal disclaimer “rectal clip photo” “would you still love me” jokes kevin bacon , fonzie what happens if you pull on the skin on your face a lot what is the difference between a pr program and and pr campaign paper made of apple skin marvel comics mastectomy what to do with wire coat hangers where is plooble reggie’s motorworks how to make brown paint painting
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Thursday, August 6, 2008 Of Gray Cats Email banter between Reverend Ed and I regarding a replacement feline that he may have for me.
Reverend Ed: I'll pass the word along to the 'cat jugglers' at home. I think they said they've got 3 weeks or so till they're weened yet.......... or maybe that was 'winged'....... I'm not sure on that..... do they grow wings? Me: I dunno. If it grows wings, I’ll give you $10 for it. Reverend Ed: Cool, and we can throw it off a bridge or somethin........... Me: You mean gliiiiiiiiide it off a bridge. Reverend Ed: Oh yeah.....
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Wednesday, August 6, 2008 Alice in Wonderland? Afternoon office banter: Office Girl: Hey, that’s Alice Cooper on the radio!
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Tuesday, August 5, 2008 Mean Ass Comment on this post. Be advised that I reserve the right to post all comments for public ridicule or email me at madhaus32@gmail.com |
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Monday, August 4, 2008 Old horses - new tricks I had to run and pick up some medical supplies for my Aunt today. Little did I realize that this little lunch-hour jaunt would turn into a tremendously frustrating journey to hell. Yeah, I said it. H-E- Double Hockey Sticks. And do you know exactly what hell is my friends? Hell is Walgreens at lunch hour. Walking through the parking lot is akin to the Running of the Bulls! It takes a bit of skill and bravery to navigate through the asphalt lot at noon. Grandpa can't see for anything, yet he somehow manages to drive the car at warp speed going the wrong direction! Once I made it inside everything was okay - at first. I found exactly what I was looking for and headed for the checkout. And here's where the fun began! I'm going to go out on a limb and make a blanket statement here. Are you ready? Old people don't like techology. There. I said it. They don't. The old lady in front of me was arguing with the teenage check-out girl over her debit card. (Hint to old people : If you don't know what your pin number is, don't keep guessing until you can't use the card at all. And then don't bitch at the cashier about needing to use one in the first place. It's not the girls fault that you can't remember a four digit number! You're just making everyone else in line hate you, old lady!) I know that this new mystical, magical universe of debit cards and cell phones is confusing to them. And that it probably seems like black magic to them, but they have to learn to adjust. Technology is like Merlin's wand to them. They don't know how it works, and they don't like it because of that reason. Look lady - I don't understand how the doctor is checking your colon, but I'm pretty sure you reap the benefits of the doctor's technology, right? So the lesson of today is to stay away from Walgreens during lunch hour at all costs. Because we know that the old people aren't going to change for me, after all. Comment on this post. Be advised that I reserve the right to post all comments for public ridicule or email me at madhaus32@gmail.com |
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Sunday, August 3, 2008 Letters. We get letters. The Reverend Ed sent in this page from the local county fair. Pay close attention to RULE #5!!!
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Sunday, August 3, 2008 But will I have friends? I hate to do it, but I'm starting to think that I need to set up myspace and facebook pages. I've resisted for two years now, but the damn things are so prolific through our culture that I'm finding it hard to communicate with people. I've been trying to contact people and businesses regarding a niche market I am trying to exploit.....er...break into, but I can't do it. Why? Because of the accursed social networking sites! These things are so ingrained that businesses don't bother setting up normal websites anymore. Want to contact the owner of a company? You have to do it though their myspace account. Want to view company information or photos? You have to do it on their myspace account Want to see naked midgets spanking german grandmas? You CAN do that without myspace, but lets not get off the subject. My point is, if I'm going to have any success dealing with these companies, I'm just going to have to break down and succumb to the lowest form of website drudgery; myspace. Comment on this post. Be advised that I reserve the right to post all comments for public ridicule or email me at madhaus32@gmail.com |
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Friday, August 1, 2008 Googled! Every so often I like to google my name and see what results show up. It's neat that I rank the first couple of hits, above both the musician and the Scientologist. Me, little ol' Derek Greenwood, son of Karen and Tom. Internet Supastaaaaaar! Unrealistic delusions of grandeur aside, I like to see what Google says. But sometimes the abbreviated content from the pages turn out to be something really, REALLY bizarre. Case in point, today's search results. Check out the abbreviated contents on the second listing! Yuk!
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Tuesday, September 30, 2008 The Nasty Cats I don't think I ever mentioned it before, but we are owners of a new kitten. We've had him for about a month now, but it's taken me that long to realize that "cat people" (as in people who own cats, not cat people like Natasha Kinski) are nasty. There, I said it! Cat people are disgusting. Period. Why? Because cat people are cuddling and petting these nasty little animals who do nothing more than piss on the floor and rub up against things all day. Not to mention the fact that they sh*t in a box! Nasty! Why is it okay for an animal to do that? It shouldn't be. If I pissed or sh*t in my living room floor just one time, I'd either be divorced or corralled up for the looney bin. Yet somehow a cat can get away with it. I mean, really - The next time you go to the mall, start rubbing up against everything and see what happens! And cats sleep wherever they want. We can fall asleep with the cat in a different room, yet somehow it climbs onto the bed like a ninja and lays by our faces. Yes, by our faces! And if it cuddles its cutle, widdle-bitty kitten head against one of our faces, gust what's up against the other person's face?! I can damn well guarantee that if Wendy woke up and found my @sshole pressed up against her face, you'd never hear from me again. I'll say it one last time..... Cat people are nasty.
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Monday, September 29, 2008 An Offical Interview It's been a long time since I've done an interview on this website. I think the last one I did was with Super-fan John Schaljo way back in 2004. So in order for you to get to know the cast of characters in my life, I give you this special interview with Captain Alex - Man of Action!
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Friday, September 26, 2008 Tomorrow Pinky, We Take Over The World I took today off from work for a well deserved day of rest. It'd been a while since I had time to just sit back and "not think" about things, so it was a good idea to take some time to relax. So what did I do in the morning? Why, I painted my hair white, put on some make-up and became a mad scientist of course. Introducing the Mad Doctor Haus (my website is Madhaus Creative. Get it? Get it?!) The Mad Doctor is the guy who's going to visit my house during trick-or-treat night and hand out candy to the little kids. I thought the costume looked alright, especially since I've never tried to put make-up on before......well...there was that time in college. Just kidding. But aside from the costume itself, I liked the death ray. But Wendy pointed out that it looks too small to be a real Death Ray. After really looking at them, I agreed with her. Even though it looks cool as hell, it looks more like a Severe Contusion Ray - or maybe a Minor Abrasion Ray. So This weekend I'm going to begin construction of my Death Ray 2.0. Rest assured that I will be taking over the world very soon.
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Wednesday, September 24, 2008 Autobot Intimidation I can't believe I never noticed this before when I was a little kid! If there was ever any doubt why the other Transformers were intimidated by Megatron, the photo below cleared it up. As far as I know, he's the only Transformer who's graced with a mega-schlong! When they said that Megatron was a giant gun, they weren't kidding were they???
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Wednesday, September 24, 2008 Welcome to the Lab Great news!! Wendy agreed to let me convert our library into a mad scientist laboratory for Halloween. It didn't take as much convincing as I thought it would, so I'm pretty ecstatic about the whole thing. Why, you ask? Well, because I won't have to rush around and set everything up in a single day, and then deal with the pressure of tearing it all down again that same night. Since the whole thing will be indoors, I'll be able to begin setting it up immediately and won't have to take it down until the middle of November. It'll be able to be in place for a month or so, just like the Christmas tree is. But with a new type of indoor display comes a bevy of new projects. I've sketched out a rough idea of prop placements for the room below, but I'll still have to custom build most of the elements by hand. The ideas include: A giant floating "holographic" ghost head that people can see through, by using the "pepper's ghost" effect. (Don't know what that is? Think of the ghosts in Disney's Haunted Mansion, but on a smaller scale) Gargoyles who's heads turn as the viewers walk past. A full sized Frankenstein's Monster on a wooden slab. Challenging you say? I don't know - but it will definitely be time consuming! It's worth it if kids will remember it for the rest of their lives though. Now.....if I can only figure out how to teleport candy!
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Tuesday, September 23, 2008 A realization KG3 must have had an epiphany today and brought it up to me after dinner.
It's true. Try it.
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Thursday, September 18, 2008 The embarrassing Dad. This happened a few weeks ago, but I’m finally getting around to posting it. While going to the high-school’s open house with KG3, we were looking at the framed photos of past graduating classes. KG3’s accounting teacher was (unbeknownst to me) standing at the doorway beside us. Me: “Hey, it’s the class of 1968! There’s Grandpa Tom’s photo.” Me: “Yeah, but look at this one! Richard Cannon! Hmmmm..... Dick Cannon. Sounds like a pornstar name to me.”
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Tuesday, September 16, 2008 Stating the obvious. KG3 and her friend Jenny From the Block were downstairs when JFB spotted my newly painted Death-Ray suspended from fishing wire. Jenny From The Block: "What the heck is that?"
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Sunday, September 14, 2008 BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! It's true. I, Derek Greenwood, mad scientist extraordinaire, reaper of mayhem, master of chaos, grand poo-ba of evil plans, have begun to build my very own Death-Ray. Okay, so maybe it's really just a tricked out Super-Soaker that I'm using for my halloween costume this year, but it's a Death-Ray none-the-less. Here are a couple of shots. It's still a work in progress, but it's coming out nicely so far.
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Monday, September 8, 2008 Issues
The Marine Corps is issuing out a new, lighter weight body armor that provides better mobility, is more comfortable, and is lighter than the standard kevlar body armor. The downside? It won't stop bullets as well. Hmmmmm....now there's a trade off. I bet it has nothing to do with production costs either. Call me a cynic, I guess. I can hear it now. The new body armor is being dolled out from the Supply Officer to the Marines. Supply Officer: Here you go, men! This is your new body armor, fresh in from Washington!
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Wenesday, September 3, 2008 Letters. We Get Letters.... Timmaaaaaa sent in this email. Yeah, that's me with a cat's head in my mouth. Don't you friggin' judge me!!! Timmaaaaa Says: "Here's my new desktop...but it probably won't last long. I'm already having bad dreams and I'm not even asleep yet."
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Tuesday, September 2, 2008 It's that time again.... September is here and you know what that means..... Halloween is nearly here. I'm a bit disappointed in myself again this year because I haven't had the gumption to design any major new projects this year. I started out strong; I was working on a dvd invitation and a method to bring some"life" back into KG3's annual halloween party, but between work and freelance jobs, all of my enthusiasm and creativity have been pretty much sucked dry. But on the bright side, we got to go shopping in a Halloween store over the weekend and I picked up an actual costume for myself this year. And surprisingly, it isn't anything gross! This year I'm going to become a mad scientist. Heck, maybe I'll even switch our yard display to reflect a laboratory theme instead of the usual graveyard setting we put out. Comment on this post. Be advised that I reserve the right to post all comments for public ridicule or email me at madhaus32@gmail.com |
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Monday, September 1, 2008 Of Storms and Winds. I know that tropical storms and hurricanes are named alphabetically, but I wonder who decides on the names? Who ever it is should really start paying attention to what they are calling these things. I bet a lot of people don’t even worry about storms if their names don’t sound threatening enough. I bet a lot of people wouldn’t leave their homes because Hurricane Poindexter was coming. They should give them mean names! Names that evoke fear! Don’t get me wrong, I don’t think they should all be named Hurricane Hitler or anything, but something a little bit more threatening. Take Hurricane Hannah that’s going on right now. Hannah seems so sweet and innocent. It evokes thoughts of daisies, cupcakes and other nice things (like mermaids). So the name is sweet, but I bet it sucks to be caught in the hurricane itself. There’s also a Tropical Storm Gustov going on right now. Gustov is a good example of an appropriate name. Gustov sounds like a storm that’ll knock on your door and put a boot up yer’ ass!!! Comment on this post. Be advised that I reserve the right to post all comments for public ridicule or email me at madhaus32@gmail.com |
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Friday, October 31, 2008 Halloween Pics. Here are just a couple of pics of our yard display for this Halloween. We didn't get an actual count on trick-or-treaters, but I'd guess the number hovered around a hundred or so. the kids really seemed to like the "hallway" of creepy tables that we set up this year, plus it helped with the traffic flow of kids. Best question of the night? A little boy dressed as darth vader asked KG3 "Why do you bury people in your yard?!" Here's a shot of the east side of the yard, our annual cemetery display, as seen by the trick-or-treaters. And here's a shot of the west side of our yard.
Here are the girls doing a "Charlies Angels" pose at the candy dish.
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Thursday, October 30, 2008 The reason why our Jack-o-lantern looks like it's going to puke.
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Wednesday, October 29, 2008 Park Ninjas. KG3 and I went to the park today and spotted a legendary Park Ninja! Most people aren't even aware of their existence, and speak of them in hushed tones. They are things of legend, much like swimming pool pixies, and horse stable centaurs. But unlike the pool pixies, Park Ninjas are very much real, and actually come frighteningly close to park patrons. Here are some little known facts about these elusive defenders of public property.
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Monday, October 27, 2008 Some facts that shouldn't influence your vote. I'm still battling with who to vote for this election. I'm usually a hard-nosed republican, but these last four years have really shook me up, and now with my recent job loss, I'm finding it very hard to put my faith in the Republican party. Regardless, here are some facts and speculations that shouldn't really affect the way that you vote. 1) It’d be easier to write a song about John McCain because tons of things rhyme with McCain! A Plane, name, grain, brian, drain, pain, drain, train, stain, Andy Dufrain.
4) Obama is popular with people in their 20’s& 30’s and People over 65. McCain is popular with people who are 40-64 and anyone who doesn’t like black people. 5) In a year, we might just find out that Obama is connected to the mob. In a year, we might just find McCain connected to a life support machine.
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Friday, October 24, 2008 Dumped I got let go from work yesterday because of the crappy economy. I hate the economy! I wish the economy would die! Die economy, die! F@#*ing..... stupid economy! Seriously though, I'm not sure how we're going to make ends meet. We pretty much live paycheck-to-paycheck and there's not much call for graphic designers where I live. Hopefully I'll be able to figure out how to make our house payment, but things aren't looking good. Priorities change. Usually this time of year we worry about how we are going to afford to buy christmas gifts for every one. Now it's changed to worrying about where we are going to live. Bummer. Comment on this post. Be advised that I reserve the right to post all comments for public ridicule or email me at madhaus32@gmail.com |
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Tuesday, October 21, 2008 More Office Talk The following banter occurred at work. Captain Alex has come down with a nasty cold, leaving him tired, sore, and maybe just a bit irritable. He was really feeling miserable, and that’s akin to chum in the water for us. Captain Alex: “You and M@ will sorry. Just wait, you’re gonna get it.”
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Monday, October 20, 2008 Office Talk Reverend Ed: I’ve had and read Podcasting for Dummies a zillion time and just realized it was written by dawn and drew.
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Friday, October 17, 2008 Tech Support If you’ve called any kind of customer support line within the past 5 years, you’ve undoubtedly encountered the outcome of job-sourcing personnel to India. The practice is rampant throughout every industry. I even lost a graphic design job because of India outsourcing a few years back. You can’t really blame the companies who use outsourcing though - their only trying to save money. I’m sure it’s nothing personal against us American workers. I know a lot of people complain about companies being greedy, but much of the time these complainers are the same people who’ll do all of their shopping at Wal-Mart and forgo the smaller businesses, just so they can save money. See the irony in that? So if you are a Wal-Mart shopper, you have no room to complain, and I put myself on that list. But if you HAVE talked to one of these tech support people, you know the frustration of trying to communicate with a person who speaks minimal English. But what if the shoe was on the other foot? What if we called a tech support line and confused them? What if we called and REALLY spoke like an American? Well, it might go something like this: Indian: Dell Tech support, this is Andrew. How may I help you?
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Wednesday, October 15, 2008 Bad Apples For the past 5 years, I've been writing free Halloween tutorials for my website. When I say "free", I mean that anyone can look at them and use them as guides to make their own decorations. One of my decorations in particular seemed to be popular among halloween enthusiasts; the head-in-a jar illusion. Alas, after 5 years of being nice, I am forced to remove them from the internet because of someone else's greed. Early this morning I discovered that someone has copied my pages (as well as a few hundred projects from other people) to a dvd and is selling them on ebay for $20. I contacted ebay about it to have the dvd removed, but the damage is done. It's not that I don't want to share information, but I'll be damned if someone else is going to make money on my work. I'm also planning on contacting some of the other people who's projects have been unknowingly been sold, just to let them know what's going on. So the old adage is true. One bad apple does spoil the crop. And this bad apple spoiled the fun for everyone. So for at least the time being, the projects will be removed until I figure out what my next step is. Comment on this post. Be advised that I reserve the right to post all comments for public ridicule or email me at madhaus32@gmail.com |
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Tuesday, October 14, 2008 Changes in language It’s funny how the English language changes over time. Our slang is constantly shifting and morphing into other things - not only with the invention of new words (like bootylicious), but the evolution of existing word definitions. Take the word “sick” for example. If you feel sick it’s a bad thing. If a car is sick, it’s a good thing. Aside from these “double meaning words”, we also have words that have changed. At one time, a guy who was queer was just a man who was strange. Now a guy who is queer doesn’t even like strange. Once upon a time, a person could “smoke a fag” and jst be enjoying a cigarette. If some one were to “smoke a fag” today, they’d be put in prison for a murderous hate-crime! As an example, I scanned in some photos from an old 1954 yearbook that KG3 bought at a resale shop. See if you can spot the instances where our language has changed to make some seriously inappropriate yearbook quotes.
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Thursday, October 9, 2008 Gummi What? Wendy sent in this photo of some rather disturbing light-house gummi candies, along with this message: I don't think they really thought this one through......
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Wednesday, October 8, 2008 Gone Green It seems like the whole world has gone crazy over this "going green" thing. Every aspect of modern business has been plagued by this craze over the last few years. The venerable Kermit the Frog probably said it best when he sang "It's Not Easy Being Green." So the whole world is going green, energy consumption to packaging, to shipping, to delivering. And what does it get us? I don't know if this "going green" fad will help the earth but it certainly lowers both the quality of manufactured goods. You can buy clothes hangers at Wal-Mart that are made of recycled corn products, fer cryin out loud. It's very cool, yes - but I gaurantee that my good ol' fashioned plastic hangers will outlast the corn-made ones by 5-to-1. Everyone seems to be scrambling for more ways of "going green." I see it in almost everything I read at work. And being a graphic designer, I see tons of materials about how to save the earth. The ironic thing is that I probably get 5 direct-mail pieces each week that involve ways to help me "go green." Yep, 5 pieces of good old fashioned postal material. Made exclusively from dirty pollution making machines that chew up the living flesh of poor little trees! If they were really concerned about the environment, you'd think they'd only communicate through email. Comment on this post. Be advised that I reserve the right to post all comments for public ridicule or email me at madhaus32@gmail.com |
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Tuesday, October 7, 2008 Danger Will Robinson! Danger!
An office conversation within the Art Department about a new robot that is going in to production soon. Read the news article here.
DJPJ: Did you guys see on the Drudge Report website where they invented that robot that looks like a little Chinese girl? Me: (checking out the website) No. That's really creepy. Why wouldn't they make it look like something else? It's disturbing.... Mr. M@: Yeah, that's not right. Me: Did you see who's building it? Cyberdyne Robotics. Do you know who that is?! Mr. M@: No DJDJ: It's the company that built the robots in the Terminator movies. Mr. M@: They had to choose that name on purpose. DJPJ: they'll be building robots to kill us next. Me: It's probably some sicko pervert Japanese guy that made them look like little Chinese girls! Hell, why bother? You can get Chinese girls for free can't you? Why pay for a robot if you can adopt real ones for free? You can even teach real ones to cook and sew. What the hell would a robot Chinese girl be used for?! DJPJ: You can program them. Me: For what? Chores? I could understand buying a robot if it looked like the chick in the Terminator TV show. I'd probably be in line to get one, but a Chinese girl? I mean, what do they do, rake the yard? Bring you beer? It doesn't make any sense. Because if they just bring you beer, I'd just as soon have an R2D2 robot. One that stored beer inside of it like a cooler. You could say "Miler Lite" and it'd pop a beer out and hand it to you with that little R2D2 robot arm. That'd be cool. Captain Alex: You know someone has a robot that looks like Pamela Anderson out there in their basement. DJPJ: They already have those. Sex Robots. Me: Really? DJPJ: Yeah, there called "living dolls". Me: Why do you even know that?! DJPJ: I'm into robots. I'm one myself. Me: What if you bought one of those sex robots and died of a heart attack while you were using it?! That'd be awful. It wouldn't know to stop and you'd eventually be ground into mush. You'd be dead and the thing would still be grinding away, going "squish, squish, squish" until nothing was left but a bloody puddle!" Mr. M@: ................. My god. There's something wrong with you. DJPJ: I'd thing that battery would run down before that'd happen.
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Sunday, October 5th, 2008 Invitations The Halloween Party is coning up, so I've been working on the last minute invitations. This year it is a skeleton and coffin that will include the invitation. Here are a couple of shots of the design in progress.
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Thursday, October 2, 2008 Social Commentary I was doing a little research at work perusing through a bunch of "vintage" images when I ran across this one. I'm not sure what is going on in this shot, but it can't be anything good.
Derek's PSA for Kids Under 9:
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Wednesday, November 19, 2008 School Days. A high-school teacher launched into a diatribe about how the internet has ruined the intelligence of children. Her English class sat still, soaking in the rant.
KG3: "Trogdor burninates the countryside." Teacher: "Well, that's right, but what does that even mean?" KG3: "I dunno, it's just something I heard on the internet." Teacher: "Touché."
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Wednesday, November 11, 2008 In stitches. I haven't drawn in months, and it's possibly been YEARS since I've drawn anything in pencil! So yesterday I decided to take some time out of my evening and create my version of the Frankenstien Monster. Yeah, that's really a hand at the end of his right leg. Yeah, he's really ugly. Yeah, I really need to practice drawing in pencil. Yeah, my proportions are out . Yeah, I know that's when I should follow up with "That's what she said." Yeah, I know I'm saying "yeah" a lot. Yeah, I don't really care if I am.
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Monday, November 10, 2008 Quite possibly the coolest hoodie ever. KG3 found this friggin' AWESOME sweatshirt on clearance at Wal-Mart! I want one really, really, really bad! Please Santa?! Ah.... forget about it. Wearing this hoodie may even allow the wearer to hold his own against Park Ninjas!
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Friday, November 7, 2008 Some facts that shouldn't influence your vote. By now I'm sure that you're familiar with Goggle's smart-search feature, where it automatically chooses the highest search queries related to your typing. But have you really ever watched what these queries are? Here are just a few I found just for fun.
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