Saturday, October 31, 2009

Bwa Ha Ha Ha Ha Haaaaaah.

Tonight marks the third and final night that I get to play the crazed carnival barker at the haunted house. I'm really excited about it since last weekend was the most fun that I've had in years. There's just something about stepping outside of yourself and becoming something else. Something more terrifying.

The character I created is not really a mad scientist per se, but more of a deranged circus showman who dabbles in the mysterious world of carnival magic. I'd describe his personality as one part P.T. Barnum, on part Dr. Caligari, and two parts Beetleguise.

Hopefully I played him well enough for him to become a reoccurring character in the haunt for years to come. Perhaps next year I'll try to become a guide instead of a room actor, since his personality just oozes with a mad sarcasm and he interacts well with the crowd. Now, if he only had a name….

Suggestions???

 

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Tuesday, October 13, 2009

The happiest boy in the world!

This year I have the opportunity to act in a local charity (Girl's Athletic Boosters) haunted house. It's a lot later in the season than I would have hoped to have gotten involved, with only two weeks to build the haunt, but I'm working with a group of really cool people who are dedicated to spending hours upon hours to get it up and running on time.

The haunts theme this year is a twisted carnival, so I created this poster to advertise it. I hope it work well since I tried to design it as an homage to the old circus posters from my childhood.

This is gonna' be a BLAST! I feel like little kid on Christmas eve....

 

 

 

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Wednesday, October 7, 2009

Grim Grinning Ghosts Come Out To Vocalize.

For the past few years it seems like life has gotten in the way of my infatuation with Halloween. I always start out with the best intentions. As early as July, I am scheming up crazy ideas for props. Some are small, like creepy jars, but some are massive, like a talking, severed head illusion. But by the time October rolls around, I run out of steam and things don’t get completed.

I used to have KG3’s Halloween parties to motivate me, but over the past few years, the massive parties have dwindled down to having a few friends over to watch horror movies. The passion is still there for me to build things, but the motivation is down.

I wish there was a way to do something on a large scale again. I’ve contacted haunted attractions as far as an hour away from my hometown to volunteer my services, but I never seem to get a reply. I'd absolutely LOVE to design haunted attractions. The creativity and skill is there, but not the demand I guess.

I even thought of going together with other Home haunters to put something on, but it doesn't seem like anyone else is interested. So if you are a pro or home haunter living in South Central Illinois and want to put something together, please get in touch with me.

Here are a few of the paltry little projects that I have actually completed this year….

A Fairie in a jar – This one slightly glows and pulses with a dim yellow light, barely visible through the sticks and moss.


 


A Zombie Elixir - This one is sculpted of polymer clay and contains a mysterious slimy goop inside.



 

Werewolf Fur – Another polymer clay sculpture on a jar containing “werewold fur”



A bunch of additional disgusting and creepy things in jars…..



A Severed Finger – Why a finger? I ask you, Why not a finger?


Brain and Brainstem – Just a little cheesy prop made out of foam.




Steam Punk Mad Scientist Lamp – A lamp for the Lab that looks even better in real life than in any photos.


Giant Steam Punk Eyeball Box – Yep, you guessed it, a giant eyeball that follows you as you move about the room.


An Archaic Tome made from Human Skin


 

A Box Bound in Flesh – Another prop in the same vein (pun intended) as the one above.


Man Eating Plants – Yeah, the’re giant. Yeah, they’re plants. Yeah, they eat flesh.




Note: If you are a fan of my old Halloween tutorial pages, the projects shown above are just a few examples of projects with step-by-step tutorials in my upcoming “Hauntology 101” book. – Coming Soon!

And that’s about it so far. I'll be sure to post more as I create them.

 

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Tuesday, October 6, 2009

The Night Walk.

I went for a brisk night walk this evening. There's something about wearing shorts when it's 60 degrees outside that miraculously increases a person's walking speed! It was a good walk, except for when I walked past the funeral home and smelled this strange smoke odor. It was like a mix of sandalwood, incense, and dirty ass.

And I couldn't help but wonder if I was inhaling someone's grandparent.

 

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Thursday, October 1, 2009

A Revelation.

I never realized this until I walked outside for lunch and saw the handicapped symbol….

Have you ever noticed that if you take the wheel off of the symbol, it still looks like a handicapped person trying to crawl around?! Amazing!

 

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